- Can't act. Slightly bald. Also dances.
(said after Fred Astaire's first audition)
- People who say money can't buy you happiness don't know where to go shopping.
- If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
(Allison Pearson, British writer)
- If it tastes good, it is bad for you.
(Isaac Asimov, science fiction writer)
TBC...